when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
Welcome to The Hungry Gryffindor- full time fangirl. Interests: Harry Potter, Dianna Agron, anime, food, Disney, books, movies, and the internet. Sexual Orientation: Angelina Jolie's cheekbones. I follow everyone back that follows me, so don't be surprised if you see weird shiz on yo dash.
So this is my school… this happened
Wait that dude is only wearing half a shirt. What if his buff ness distracts ladies?
apparently ladies don’t go to school to receive education so him distracting anybody isn’t considered possible
mother. friggin’. space. man.
some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why
WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
WHAT THE HELL
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out
ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas
Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.