zeldathemes
Well, well.
Welcome to The Hungry Gryffindor- full time fangirl. Interests: Harry Potter, Dianna Agron, anime, lesbians, food, Disney, books, movies, and the internet. Sexual Orientation: Angelina Jolie's cheekbones. I follow everyone back that follows me, so don't be surprised if you see some weird shiz on yo dash.

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

tatbrochu:

scrolling through my dash like

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canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

Yo are you Meryl???


hitechgodhead:

idiotusmaxima:

ask-honeybee:

idiotusmaxima:

hitechgodhead:

idiotusmaxima:

hitechgodhead:

ask-honeybee:

idiotusmaxima:

hitechgodhead:

idiotusmaxima:

hitechgodhead:

ask-honeybee:

hitechgodhead:

ask-honeybee:

idiotusmaxima:

ask-honeybee:

idiotusmaxima:

hitechgodhead:

ask-honeybee:

idiotusmaxima:

hitechgodhead:

ask-honeybee:

YOU BET RITIKA PARTNERRR HELOISE GAVE ME UR URL

oh how the turntables idiotusmaxima (look at how we’re gathered here)

LOL ritiger I’m sorry, I let slip. And Hitesh, you’re a nerd. :3 Meryl, you are as wonderfully creepy as ever.

THANK YOU I PRIDE MYSELF ON MY STALKERNESS/CREEPINESS/WEIRDNESS

Not sure whether to be scared or impressed.

Both. Be impressed BUT VERY AFRAID SHE IS A MATCHMAKER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

It’s true. Even though all my matches don’t work. Except 1 that worked but then didn’t work. But anyway, SAVE YOURSELF

SEE HITESH EVEN SHE ADMITS TO IT. DONT LET HER RUIN YOUR SINGLENESS AND OR BEAUTIFUL HAIRDO THAT I CREATED

WHAT IS THIS HAIRDO AND WHEN CAN I SEE IT IN PERSON….MAYBE TOMORROW NIGHT THROUGH YOUR WINDOW HITESH. (Ha jk that’s creepy)

w0w. you suck at stalking d00d. yes 0ffense. I mean it’s right there on my blog

Wait how is that tiny man with hair you. Are you seriously a tiny man cuz that would be soooo adorable you could be my pet and we could have a lot of fun seeing the world (not really)

Hel I need your HELp hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no buttsrsly.
The tiny man is who i am on the inside <3 butt srsly, /tagged/me

It’s okay Ritika we know you died happily. :’) HITESH PLS WAT MERYL WHY ARE YOU SO FRICKIN CREEPY YO

Should I start freaking out now?

Yes. Meryl stay away from my boothang.

What in the world is a boothang. Is it like a boomerang

Kinda. Boothangs do end up coming back to you no matter what.

AWWWWWWWWWWW I LOVE YOU BAE

ilu4. :3

4? FOUR?!?! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME

[Cue oooh cat]

Um. He’s going home. WE SHALL CONTINUE THIS PARTAY TOMORROW

a) IM NOT CHEATING ON YOU
b) idek

Well, okay then. Just in case. Because when we’re old and still single due to destructive relationships, I need a fallback. XD

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

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fifty shades of awful

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JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

  #LOL    #The most undeserving billionaire ever.    #ugh  

mvtk42:

faerill:

torn-by-dreams:

thewintergrump:

rosengeist:

faerill:

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

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so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon

#if a donkey can fuck a dragon then why can’t i

avas-poltergeist:

indigofactory:

tardis-mind-palace:

fyliloandstitch:

This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. 

I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear 

Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”

provalonely:

do u ever see stuff that makes u feel so gay like very strongly big strong gayness hits u and u need to take a min and just place yr palm on yr chest and breathe and just “praise the lord for making it possible for me to feel this goddamn gay oh man holy shit amen”??? do u kno

  #every day  

ghost-hooves:

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

when i was 12 years old my health teacher told us all that he thought girls were the most beautiful at age 14-15 and we would never be that beautiful again for…

  #grrrr